In the DM We Trust Unisex T-Shirt | DnD Dungeon Master Apparel | Dungeons & Dragons 5e Shirt
In the DM we trust... right? That’s what every newbie thinks before they realize the DM’s job isn’t just to guide the party—it’s to challenge them! Our "In the DM We Trust" unisex t-shirt sums up that classic rookie mistake. With the phrase "Said every Newbie ever" tucked beneath in small print, it’s like those subtle traps that new players miss, while veterans chuckle knowingly. New players don’t realize that behind every friendly DM grin lurks a labyrinth of danger, ready to spring when they least expect it. Veterans, however, know better—trusting the DM can often lead to chaos.
Features:
- Soft & Comfortable Material: Premium breathable cotton—because comfort is key, especially when you’re rolling a natural 1.
- Unisex Fit for All Adventurers: Available in a variety of sizes for every player, new or experienced.
- High-Quality Print: The message stays bold, just like the DM’s evil grin, and won’t fade after your epic battles.
- Easy Care: Machine washable and newbie-proof. (We think.)
Why You’ll Love It: This t-shirt is a nod to both the optimism of new players and the wisdom of seasoned adventurers. Newbies don’t yet realize that trusting the DM is like trusting a smiling dragon—it’s always a gamble. Veterans will appreciate the humor and the memory of hard-learned lessons about how DMs build worlds full of surprises (and peril).
Ideal For:
- Game Nights & Conventions: Show off your trust—or your skepticism—in style.
- Casual Wear: A sure-fire way to get a laugh (and some sympathy) from fellow players.
- Gifts: Perfect for new players still learning the ropes, or for veterans who know what lies beneath the DM’s surface.
Ready to Take the Risk?
Order your "In the DM We Trust" t-shirt today and wear your trust (or your lessons learned) with pride. Just like the small print, the DM’s true nature often goes unnoticed—until it’s too late!
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
Fulfilment Times may occasionally exceed 3 business days, but we will get your order to you as quickly as possible and of course keep you updated on progress!
Detailed Information
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Traceability:
o Weaving—India, South Korea
o Dyeing—El Salvador, California
o Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
EU GPSR-Related product information
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
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